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22nd-Jul-2009 11:34 pm
FUCK


I sketched the Jacks a while back. The front two are Hector (Left,♦) and Judah (Right,♣), and at the back are Ogier (Left, ♠) and La Hire (Right, ♥).

Hector's a hot-blooded youth, Judah's a bit of a wanker, Ogier's some uptight mafia-boss-like-dude-who's-not-really-a-boss-but-acts-like-one-anyway, and La Hire is some creep.





WHY ARE ALL THE HEART DUDES SO CREEPY. I swear to god, Judith (Queen) is the only normal looking one.




Fat China looks like a goldfish




God, I don't even try with anatomy anymore :(

After seeing mrbluesky's twitter sketch, I realized I hardly even draw my own country. Then I remembered it's because I AM NOT CAPABLE OF DRAWING NON-ASIANS.





China + Prussia doodle inspired by an rp thread on the anonmeme.

The rest I was drawing in my first Japanese lesson. Apparently Hiragana was created because the Japanese wanted to write 'romantic rabu rabu' letters to eachother, so to convey their feeerings they made it all loopy and round. Because that's what love is.





Me making fun of my classmates. No wonder no one sat next to me boohoo.
The Chinese students panicked because the teacher said that it's pretty rare for anyone to get over 70% in the course, which alerted their asian fail alarms.

Also, a guy who spoke Cantonese was sitting next to me and he had the cutest pronunciations ever teehee.




True story.

I got hired to work at a cookie kiosk mainly because of my Chinese background and my gender. Discrimination to my advantage, COOL.

Australia is/was(?) called a worker's paradise or something after all.


Thanks for viewing!
Comments 
22nd-Jul-2009 04:00 pm (UTC)
I love your drawings. *O*
23rd-Jul-2009 08:58 am (UTC)
thanks bananas haha
22nd-Jul-2009 04:20 pm (UTC)
Some of your sketches of Australia reminded me of a Manry!Apollo....don't ask. XP

Otherwise, the Japanese class sketches are so funny! Especially the ones with Japan getting all lovey-dovey. Was that really why hiragana was created...? Weird.
23rd-Jul-2009 08:59 am (UTC)
He totally is Manry!Apollo hohoho.

I'm not sure, but it'd be really funny if it was lol.
Thank you for always commenting <3
22nd-Jul-2009 06:52 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHHAAH CHINA/HK AND AUSTRALiA XDDDD aweseommmeeee
i love these doodles! so fun!
23rd-Jul-2009 09:00 am (UTC)
Thank you :)
22nd-Jul-2009 07:49 pm (UTC)
I had a girl in my Japanese class that spoke Chinese, and she pronounced Japanese words just like the Cantonese guy you mentioned. It's so cute, isn't it? <3
23rd-Jul-2009 09:00 am (UTC)
buhhyoooooooo I want to record them saying it, but it'd be so mean sob.
22nd-Jul-2009 10:26 pm (UTC)
Wow really?

Maybe it will be easier to find a job when i move then... seems pretty impossible right now.
23rd-Jul-2009 09:03 am (UTC)
I think I just got lucky, and it's important to apply during these months since most people are looking around this time.
22nd-Jul-2009 11:38 pm (UTC)
omg your doodles always cheer me up...i lol'd so much at the Joker hiragana as he FALLS OFF THE CLIFF, FUCK.

And congrats again on the job! WHO CARES IF IT'S DISCRIMINATING OHOHOHOHO~
23rd-Jul-2009 09:05 am (UTC)
HAHA I WROTE THAT 'A' JUST TO PRETEND I WAS ACTUALLY DOING WORK and then yeah.

Thanks Lanipooo <3
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23rd-Jul-2009 09:06 am (UTC)
yeah mostly because mrbluesky keeps drawing him with hairy arms, so it looks wrong if I draw him hairless LOL...

thanks bubs <3
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23rd-Jul-2009 09:42 am (UTC)
70% is equivalent to a 'distinction', and apparently that's the 'average' that people got so I'm not sure why she said it was 'rare'.

Thanks!
23rd-Jul-2009 03:44 am (UTC)
Lmfao those Aussie drawings are so cute

and good luck on your job!
23rd-Jul-2009 09:43 am (UTC)
thank you!
23rd-Jul-2009 06:48 am (UTC)
Blaaahhh i envy your doodles so much ): They have such nice strokes to them and your humour is awesome as usual ~!

CHING CHONG CHING CHONG... You almost killed me there OTL You're such a banana LOL;

Congrats on the job eventhough you earned it that way 8''D!
23rd-Jul-2009 09:45 am (UTC)
Aw thanks Kiraaaa <3

HAHA YEAH DAMN ME FOR BEING A BANANA ;_;
23rd-Jul-2009 05:43 pm (UTC)
Spade smiling even a little dkfjgkdjgdkfgjdfgkjdkfgd

Okay I'm done. :V The only job I'd ever get hired for is cleaning, and that's because I'm Mexican. Damn. :T And your anatomy is fine. D: > And I love your sense of humor and your sketches. ♥
25th-Jul-2009 11:30 am (UTC)
Thank you very much <3
23rd-Jul-2009 08:33 pm (UTC)
SPADE i have such a crush on him teehee

baw you make australia such a cutie with his little crocodile ;3; buhyo
25th-Jul-2009 11:31 am (UTC)
I'M TELLING HIM OKAY TEEHEE.

teach me how to draw manly mans bluepoo
24th-Jul-2009 03:21 am (UTC)
"da ge so man" oh god fffffffffffFFFFF
Love your China RP, btw. ♥
25th-Jul-2009 11:33 am (UTC)
apparently man = goldfish.

HELLO NINJA WHITE TEXT (thank you!)

wait a min, are you on the anon meme too?
26th-Jul-2009 10:24 pm (UTC)
wait, its rare for anyone to get above a 70 in a Japanese clss??? that does not compute with me. Japanese has been the easiest of any language I've learned. Unless your teacher is some kind of mega learn at the speed of light power rangers villan lady
29th-Jul-2009 08:04 am (UTC)
Maybe the students at RMIT just suck balls aha aha aha.

Also I FUCKING LOVE YOUR ICON AHH ANCHORMAN ♥
27th-Jul-2009 10:55 am (UTC)
I need a job..

Adorable sketches buu >3< Love it when you draw China.
29th-Jul-2009 08:04 am (UTC)
Boners don't need jobs.

Thank you bb ♥
29th-Jul-2009 01:04 pm (UTC)
Oh god why did I take so long to realise you have this.

I'm siccing my Korea on your China naon daze.
31st-Jul-2009 02:21 pm (UTC)
Aha, I don't really have it linked anywhere at the moment ever since my dA sub ran out!

oh okay cool, I love your Korea anyway teehee <3
31st-Jul-2009 01:53 am (UTC)
And when does the mahjong tile 9 get story?? XD And you can draw Australia! D:>

"I got hired to work at a cookie kiosk mainly because of my Chinese background and my gender. Discrimination to my advantage, COOL."

Totally wish that can happen to me whenever I get a job. Discrimination is to my disadvantage most of the time OTL aru...

31st-Jul-2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
WHEN...when...sometime. I don't know waa.

aw, that's not cool at all :( what jobs did you apply for?
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31st-Jul-2009 02:26 pm (UTC)
thank you! <3
3rd-Aug-2009 08:51 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA japanese pronounciation. japan looked so cute~ <3
4th-Aug-2009 04:02 pm (UTC)
Australia won't underpay!^^ lol..last pic is funny
13th-Aug-2009 01:13 pm (UTC)

ee~~Smiling spade~ ♥ :D

are you going to update sis soon? ;-;
25th-Aug-2009 10:24 am (UTC)
YOU. ARE REALLY GOOD. AT DRAWING. WHY.
I fucking need to finish my AJ now ugh
Daryan is such a dickhead.
Teehee "SO LOMANTIKKU KIKU"




Hey do you play Trauma Center? :D lolrandom
26th-Aug-2009 12:17 am (UTC)
How are you so FREAKING EXPRESSIVE!!??
I envy you and your ultra MANRY australia <33
20th-Sep-2009 11:58 pm (UTC)
"Ching Chong"...

That reminds me, I have a classmate named Chong. Someone called him Ching Chang Chong. lol
6th-Oct-2009 11:59 pm (UTC)
too bad english is blocky and square, i can't convey my love for you in english!!
k no but fff your sketches are so vibrant and cool!
asians are the best at getting jobs
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